Current quote count: 242

Quote	Person
"We royally fucked that up. Excellent."	Dave
"Get off my wall"	Pete
"That's fucked up really, isn't it"	Dave
"Fuck it. The FI method"	Rob
"I don't believe I just gave you the plan. I'm so shit"	Rob
"People would think you were mad if you dropped a giant bunny rabbit on a building, the ears would do immeasurable damage"	Pete
"Well the word begins with 'S', and 'u' actually, but then it goes 'icidal'"	Pete
"Let's go park in a cafe"	Byrnie
"I'm fucked"	Dave
"Who keeps dropping these pepperami farts?" "Its a pepperami"	Rob Pete
"Cover a baby in poison, and get him to kiss it"	Pete
From a mission briefing: "...do fire at citizens, unless fired upon"	Rob
"I'm deciding whether to take the stamp out of pacify"	Dave
"Can you kick someone when they're prone?" "Yes, it's called 'Kicking someone when they're down'"	Nev Dave
"Tell that to my incinerator, bitch"	Dave
"Dave can tell you how to blow things up on a planetary scale" "It wasn't a planet, it was a moon"	Pete Dave
"I ain't got no lovin'" (describing Deviant)	Dave
"I'm always too quick"	Pete
"They died doing what they loved" "What, crashing things?"	Rob Fish
"Apparently I was a difficult delivery" "What? Parcel Force?"	Dwain Rob
"Why should I do it?" "You're the ony one without a personality at the moment" "Shit."	Rob (Playing a PC) Pete Rob
"Why don't you go skiing?"	Fish
"I'm going to break his little head" "His little head? Ooo....nasty"	Rob Pete
"I like my face" "You can keep it in a jar"	Pete Fish
"What did those Technomages do before they were abducted?" "They probably went 'No, don't take me, i'm quite happy here"	Byrnie Fish
"I don't know anything"	Fish
"Shut up, you're unconcious"	Fish
"There isn't much fun up your anus"	Rob
"What's probably best is..." "Decapitation"	Rob Fish
"I think I'm going to put all the page numbers on here" "Surely they're better spread across the pages"	Rob Fish
"Carry on, just roleplay"	Rob
"I have no soul"	Fish
"You've got armoured snorkels, haven't you?"	Gainsey
"So if I die in this one it's permenant"	Pete
"The Amber Gler memorial news network... they only meet once a year"	Rob
"He's being paid, so he's getting money"	Dwain
"It's not all evil, it's just a building"	Fish
The Lucas Newell solution: "Short term fix, long term explosion"	Pete
"Lucifer gave us the money"	Pete
"The weapon's got a mod on it" "A bloke with a little helmet and loads of wing mirrors"	Rob Pete
"How badly did we suffer?" "We had a ship dropped on us" "I made loads of money"	Pete Dwain Fish
"Most people won't work with your brain"	Pete
"You have no desire to live in the fridge, so come out into the kitchen"	Pete
"Smug them into submission"	Rob
"He'd also be the most obvious. That's what put me onto him"	Pete
"This one's pretty big...They're normally not as chunky"	Pete
Lucas Newell's criminal record: "Not so much a record, more a recording career"	Byrnie
"If you kill me I'll........die"	Pete
"What brought everyone out here?" "Ships"	Fish Byrnie
"Awww... you just spread it's guts all over the table" "That's the wall"	Rob Pete
What if he puts one XP into it?" "You tell him to fuck off and keep the XP"	Fish Byrnie
"How much does it take to burn an elephant?" "400 pounds and three weeks"	Pete Byrnie
"I'm assuming he was alive at some point"	Fish
"I can't tell you that, it's classified" "please?"	Rob Pete
"Getting wasted after bedtime is a nightmare"	Pete
"So what funds are you going to..." "Admit to having?"	Rob Byrnie
"But I'm the best goddamn driver you have, unfortunately I have a habit of hitting things"	Pete
"I'm unbelivably shit"	Pete
"Putting points into Shift is a waste" "I like running away"	Dwain Fish
"I'm not going to hug you Rob, live with it."	Pete
"We died far too often ...... well ..... people died far too often"	Pete
"I would be suspicious if I scanned someone and they turned back and ran" "We forgot the droids" "If you worked in a bakery you'd be suspicious ... it's just you"	Tamas Fish Pete
"I've taken you apart and shagged bits of you. Now you're dead."	Pete
"... and they don't just float around" "yes they do, they're spaceships"	Rob Fish
"Hang on a minute, you're dead!"	Rob
"You remember that old expression....." "What, 'don't put all your borgs in one explosion'?"	Dwain Pete
"We need a new tar cally. Tar cally?? Car tally."	Pete
"No. Don't run. Oh, wait ........ Run."	Tamas
"I want him" "You'll shag anything with legs"	Dwain Pete
"How to defeat the entire Akkarak nation: just wait around a fortnight"	Pete
"This vehicle's warm on the inside" "And crunchy on the outside"	Dwain Pete
"Could I make snowballs out of this grain?" "No, they'd be grainballs"	Dwain Pete + Byrnie
"Maybe it'll think we're too stupid to be classified as life"	Byrnie
"I don't need XP, I've got Jaffa Cakes"	Pete
"It's 40 miles to the city, as the borg flies"	Byrnie
"Don't shoot it before it can actually hit us"	Pete
"I think that has to be noted for prosperity, your planet's a shit hole"	Pete
"Can I have your money, or your body, it must be worth something" "That could be misunderstood"	Pete Byrnie
"When's the last time that you were foreign?"	Fish
"Get him out of here before he starts loosing limbs"	Dwain
"And remember, I was your three best contacts"	Fish
"Can I see this 500" "Wdlup" in a sound effect style "And the 500?"	Rob Pete Fish
"I want to bring up any gaia that isn't on the base"	Dwain
"Every time you get shafted you get a new suit"	Pete
"It'd be like pushing a piano" "Only less musical"	Rob Fish
"Byrnie knows how to say this word" "Brothel"	Tamas Byrnie
"We know he's guilty, but we have no proof"	Tamas
"Akkarak party planet. It's just one big fight"	Pete
"When are you planning to have her killed?" "I dunno... whenever it happens"	Pete Fish
"I can mend it" "I can sit on it"	Pete Dwain
"You've got a pointy stick. Cut his door off."	Pete
After a car crash: "At lest you have a glove compartment now"	Fish
"The Ak fund is for costs not incurred by being a fuckwit"	Byrnie
"You wake up in intensive care attached to several machines" "One of them's a pinball machine"	Rob Fish
"OK, right. We're fucked."	Pete
"I jump in the Batmobile, then I jump out and get into my car"	Pete
"If he walks in on a portable terminal..." "Then he'll break it"	Dwain Fish
"Just stop being crap"	Fish
"So they scan the building using what?" "Scanners?"	Pete Fish
"Is his room outside the building or inside the building?"	Dwain
"What about a poison tipped bullet?"	Fish
"I use the good plans and give other people the shit ones"	Fish
"Hands up all those who have 8 legs ... Oh, it's just you then."	Pete
"If I dream of rubber bricks again it's your fault entirely"	Pete
"What?!? you tit!"	Fish
"It's the top 50 floors of a building" "That's a big room"	Rob Fish
"It looks like a swallow wearing a head cone so it doesn't peck itself"	Fish
"Hit the head, I'm still dead"	Byrnie
"Have your hips enlarged and stick some oversized legs on"	Fish
"Can we make walkways that can't be hit by trawlers?" "Yeah, just put them above the water"	Pete Byrnie & Rob
"I'll order a bumper hampster for him"	Pete
"You take that over there. Don't kill anyone"	Rob
"I'm a self-contained argument you know"	Byrnie
"I'm going to turn into a building"	Pete
"Where's she living?" "Probably at home"	Tamas Fish
"That worked like a non-worky thing"	Pete
"Akkarakians are just looking for any excuse for a fight"	Pete
"He can move quite quick" "Yeah, in a circle"	Byrnie Fish
"Sorry, my fault, I'm a git."	Rob
"The sun's pissing you off" "You're Akkarakian, shouldn't you take it out?"	Rob Fish
"Yeah, but I'm right 'cos I look better"	Pete
"Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Dwain, Fish" "That sounds like a nasty combo"	Rob Byrnie
"I'll go up and chop her head off. With a fish."	Pete
".... innocuous, oo.. that's a good word"	Byrnie
"He wasn't half as evil as you hoped for, so you ignored him"	Fish
"What about dropping a spaceship on your planet?" "It's a bit irritating"	Rob Dwain
"They're caseless aren't they?" "Yes, otherwise you'd be buried"	Byrnie Fish
"This is bollocks and always will be"	Pete
"Is that better than being crushed by a big flamey death thing?"	Fish
"Style? what's style?" "Exactly"	Pete Fish
"What are you missing? Friends?"	Rob
"That's never going to go at 200mph, it has the aerodynamics of a shed"	Pete
"I don't really give a fuck"	Tamas
"Shut up, I'm trying to chat up some bloke"	Pete
"Yeah, but I'm more right 'cos I look better"	Pete
"Have you been skiing?" "No"	Dwain Tamas
"I don't want to do anything about it that might adversely affect my situation" "It's never stopped you before"	Tamas Pete
"Get off my bitch, leg boy"	Pete
"We already know what happens, we know what happens when it happens and this is what happens wjen it happens."	Dwain
"Keyth thinks you're a mad psycho killing bint too" "Do you" "I wouldn't use the word bint....."	Pete Rob Dwain
"If they were the mob, they don't really deserve the name" "They're more like the couple"	Byrnie Fish
"Breakdown and recovery, we guarentee it" "Well, the breakdown anyway	Byrnie Pete + Byrnie
"If you would care to get on the floor" "Even if you wouldn't care to get on the floor	Pete Byrnie
"My name's Keyth. I'm going to drop the 'e' and add 'ak'" "So you're Kak then"	Dwain Rob
Star Enforcer Star Miran encounters group "Who the fuck are you?" Shows Star Enforcer Captain Rank "Sir"	Rob Dwain Rob
"OK, I've hacked into McDonalds, now what do you want? Oh, sorry! It was the Star Enforcer Computer you wanted!"	Fish
"I'd just like it to look like we came down through a shuttle." "Well, I'm sure the drop ship pilots won't mind!"	Dwain Fish
"I don't like the idea of using the dropship." "We could parachute down." "We could take the lift." "We could lasoo a passing merteorite." "Use a space hopper!"	Dwain Baron Fish Fish Baron
"How are we going down? Take the drop ship?" "We can't fly through space."	Baron Fish (Playing dim character)
"Make mine a blue one!" "Oh Interdictor. I thought he meant cut the blood off at the base!"	Baron Rob
Dark Akaraks: "Do they use the force?" "No, they use force."	Baron Fish
"Any more ideas our illustrious leader?" "Oh, shut up."	Baron Fish
"I'll put a pulse laser round through the bucket-fuckit-skull." "Twist."	Baron Fish
"I can't inflict pain on some in Gaia, can I?" "No but you can inflict pain on him (points to GM) and then watch him roleplay not being in pain."	Baron Baldrick
"Be bold and pushy." "Righty-o."	Rob Baron
"We'll sell you this card with infinite money for .... 100 quid?"	Fish
"The Enforcers have been bolstered." "Are you saying they are bolstering each other?"	Baron Baldrick
"I lock mine on his. Oh. That's a bad idea."	Pete
"Let us in, we're just little children!"	Pete
"How are they talking to each other?" "Voice. Speech."	Dwain Fish
"I accidentally broke his neck."	Pete
"You're offending me in a way that pisses me off" "Who said that?" "You."	Dwain (Quoting Rob) Rob Fish
"It's not as suspect as me."	Matt
"It's a student crew." "So they aren't actually up then."	Rob Pete
"Show me where this Total Carnage is at!"	Pete
"If Acerine Machines are on our side we are absolutely, totally, desperately fucked."	Pete
"You're in the borg medical unit and you're telling me you're not borged"	Fish
"What happened?" "We were sitting here and his leg fell off"	Rob Pete
"What do you want to do?" "Go and kill all five of them" "But what can you actually do?"	Rob Pete Byrnie
"Hold it, I think I missed your good side" "Nope."	Pete Byrnie
"You seem to be messing with forces you don't understand" "Thermal conductive or thermal reflective?"	Rob Pete
"So what was all this esionage and sabotage you did then"	Pete
"We belive you were involved in the murder of Gideon Moss. We have no proof."	Pete
"We didn't invite you, and you're obviously mad"	Fish
"What is the point of having a forum if the public can't get to it"	Rob
"I'm useless"	Fish
A softcore asassination attempt: "Kill him by hitting him with marshmellows"	Byrnie
"We're right in the middle of it, but slightly to the left"	Pete
"It's already been tried" "Yeah, by the fucking nut"	Pete Fish
"Tamas the insecurity guard"	Byrnie
"I would like to write a CV" was misheard as "would you like to see me?" "yeah, in a concrete overfloat trying to swim the channel"	Tamas Rob
"Do you have a licence for that?" "I don't need a licence, this is a cocktail"	Pete Rob
"I hate this bloody system"	Pete
"You're offending me in a way that pisses me off"	Rob
"The first thing you do is take the sheet out of the cover"	Byrnie
"You may think differently, but you would"	Pete
"I'd buy a helmet if I were you, mate"	Byrnie
"You've been training scince you were 3 years old to kill this bastard" "What, the councillors?"	Rob Fish
"A borg is a human who's had all it's bits removed"	Rob
"Good job you brought your incompetance pants with you"	Baldrick
"That's a girly amount of damage"	Fish
"You didn't fuck them all, you might have fucked their friends"	Rob
"You can split all of Nios into pieces" "Can we? Cheers."	Rob Fish
"I'm going to gun training to shoot fat girls until they die"	Tamas
"That was positively Fish-esque"	Byrnie
"You should have held her when she was unconscious" "I was too busy looking cool"	Byrnie Pete
"I don't like the fact that someone is trying to kill me"	Dwain
"Lucas, do you know what was up with two people chasing you down the street with machetes?" "Yeah, they could have caught me"	Dwain Pete
On the subject of 7.2 ammunition: "Slip them into their food"	Fish
"If Eric modifies my bike I'll be a fighter pilot" "No, you'll be a firework"	Byrnie Fish
"How do we post it anonymously?" "Post it to his board"	Byrnie Fish
"What about AI?" "AI?" "Artificial Intelligence"	Dwain Rob Dwain
"They went, identified the body and decided to do a bit of poking"	Dwain
"It's not fucked up, it's the wankers."	Rob
"Where would information be stored?" "Terminal?" "Terminal." "Yeah, it was really..."	Pete Byrnie Pete Byrnie
"One of them's butch, hairy and one of them's Fish"	Pete
"Whats your name? Anna Bolic?"	Pete
"He's been dumped" "Yeah, by the coffee maker"	Pete Fish
(SMUG)"What would happen in Grav Cars kinda like - fell out of the sky?" "They'd kinda like - hit the ground."	Dwain Fish
"Let's shoo